I'll combine the request from textfield and my sister to write some silly facts.
1) List 5 things you can see without getting up from the table.
A remote control, Sony Reader, speakers, a bag of sunflower seeds, and a desk lamp.
2) How do you comb your hair?
I don't, my head is shaved.
3) What are you wearing?
A yellow T-shirt with a radiation symbol and denim shorts with a belt that doesn't match in either color or texture (khaki).
4) What do you do with your life?
I work at work and get paid for it.
5) What is your greatest achievement in life so far?
Well, probably https://web.archive.org/web/20060415181401/https://radio.super.lv
6) Who was the last person you hugged?
My second cousin from Belarus, whom I hadn't seen for six months or a year.
7) What is your current hobby or interest?
Wii Fit
8) What was the last thing you ate before filling out this questionnaire?
A cultist pie made without animal products, baked by a colleague.
9) What did the last text message you received say?
LMT is offering the cool “Unified-4” plan. So I switched to it.
10) Which websites do you always visit, even during a short internet session?
gmail, reddit.com
11) What was the last thing you bought?
A mountain of cycling clothes.
12) What are you listening to right now?
Gang Gang Dance's latest album, Saint Dymphna
13) What do you think about at night before going to bed?
“I'm going to bed late again, damn it! Tomorrow I'll definitely go to bed on time.”
14) What was the last CD you bought?
Masala Soundsystem – Masala. They're a Polish band. Otherwise, I buy mp3s.
15) What are you reading or rereading right now?
Some trash called “Combat Science Fiction” by Roman Zlotnikov, out of scientific curiosity.
16) If you could play any musical instrument, what would you choose?
PC
17) How are you feeling overall?
Like shit, because my shoulder hurts and I'm also itching for some unknown reason.
18) What would you like to say to someone right now?
Don't take part in questionnaires.
19) Say something about the person who tagged you.
My sis is the brains, and textfield is the heart :-)
20) Tag the next five people.
Let the guys I know in real life write in the comments if they're reading this.
By the way, they say you shouldn't write “real life,” but AFK—away from the keyboard—because everything online is real too.